stargateficrec | Jelly Side Up by Devil Doll (R)

Show: SGA
Rec Category: Sheppard/McKay
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Het/Slash/Gen: Slash
Warning: penis envy
Author on LJ: devildoll
Author's Website: Fic Listing on LJ
Link: Jelly Side Up

Why this must be read:

One of the funniest things I've read in McShep fandom. Rodney's obsessed with John's penis size after walking in on John relaxing one day. It just goes downhill from there, folks. LOL Devildoll is another author who just gets Rodney; his voice rings so true throughout this. And the resulting "get-it-on" seen at the end... Rodney is so Rodney! He's sarcastic and socially awkward even during sex. :D An absolutely uproarious treasure of a fic that will keep those chuckles coming!

Story Summary: What had Sheppard been doing?

If anyone had asked him about it, Rodney would have said he had absolutely no reason to suspect that Colonel Sheppard was hung like a draft horse.

But as he stood in the doorway of Sheppard’s quarters, there was no doubt in his mind that it was absolutely true, and there was the hard evidence to prove it. And that pun was completely intended.

He knew he really should turn around and leave, because Sheppard obviously hadn’t been expecting company, and he obviously hadn’t yet realized Rodney was standing there, and it was probably best to keep it that way. The obnoxiously loud music blaring from Sheppard's computer was a blessing, because so far it appeared to have completely masked Rodney's presence in his room. He would just turn around and go, and leave Sheppard to finish...whatever the hell it was he was doing. It was none of Rodney's business.

But...wow. Sheppard looked really, really good. Unbelievably good.