In Short by Penknife (PG)

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Show: SGA
Rec Category: Humor
Characters: Carter, Jackson, O'Neill, Teal'c, Weir, Sheppard, McKay, Emmagan, Dex
Pairing: none
Het/Slash/Gen: gen
Warning: spoilers for various episodes (see Section headings in fic for specific episodes)
Author on LJ: penknife 
Author's Website: AO3
Link: In Short

Why this must be read:

Note: picked SGA under show from out of thin air. There are six shorts for both series so either applies.

OK, this is why I adore Penknife. She can kill ya with the angst or make you fall off the chair in laughter! In Short falls under that second category with twelve very short snapshots of missing scenes from six SG1 and six SGA episodes. Her sharp and to-the-point scenes had me laughing from scene one! There's everything here including the IOA not authorizing hugs for the Atlantis expedition, the lessons learned throughout Stargate operations (and there be some dang weird lessons there!), therapy sessions, and Daniel's past love life. I swear you will fall out of your chair at least once while reading. :)

Story Summary: Twelve episode tags Penknife never wrote for SG-1 and SGA.

Conversion

"So," Kate said, trying to project warm concern. "How did you feel when you were ..."

"Turning into a bug?" Sheppard said. He looked like he was searching for words. "I felt bad," he said finally. "Because I was turning into a bug."

Kate nodded encouragingly. "And now?"

"I feel relieved," Sheppard said after a moment. "Because I'm not turning into a bug."

"Well. Okay, then," Kate said, and closed the file.