Highly Classified and Very Hush-Hush by rageprufrock (G)

[duonoaikouka.livejournal.com]

Show: SGA
Rec Category: Crossover
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, NCIS Season 2 crew
Pairing: none
Het/Slash/Gen: Gen
Warning: none
Author on LJ: rageprufrock 
Author's Website: DW, AO3, glitterati
Link: Highly Classified and Very Hush-Hush

Why this must be read:

Crossover with: NCIS

This is so how NCIS and SGA should be crossed! Three naked marines from the Antarctic base suddenly appear in a DC shopping mall; who should get the call but Gibbs' NCIS team! From this laughter-inducing premise, the hilarity keeps on coming when Sheppard and McKay show up to "claim" their wayward Marines. Rage has gotten the voices for the NCIS crew down pat. I wasn't just reading Gibbs; he was speaking to me through the computer screen. And the antics of the rest of his crew, I felt like I was watching an NCIS episode crossed with SGA. Man, I wish the TPTB had done that for real! LOL Definitely a fic to enjoy when you need a bit of laughter! :D

There's also a sequel, Strictly on a Need to Know Basis. Link provided by the lovely, ello76 ! :D

Story Summary: Gibbs sometimes wonders what he did to deserve these morons, but then he looks through the one-way window at three naked and extremely uncomfortable-looking Marines and figures it could be worse.

 

"This is weird," DiNozzo is saying, hands in his pockets.

Kate keeps staring. "Really weird."

Abby tilts her head to the side, admiring, and grins. "Good weird," she purrs.

Gibbs sometimes wonders what he did to deserve these morons, but then he looks through the one-way window at three naked and extremely uncomfortable-looking Marines and figures it could be worse. He could be their boss. At least his idiots are wearing pants — even if DiNozzo's are probably made by some nancy Italian.

"This is stupid weird," he growls, and throws his now-empty coffee cup in the general direction of the trash can — the fact that it nails DiNozzo upside the head is incidental. "Talk to me, DiNozzo."

"Right," Tony says, clutching at the coffee cup and clearing his throat. "Sergeant Harry Norman, staff sergeant Mark Yeoman, and Corporal Edward Harris — found naked and extremely disoriented in a mall in Bethesda." DiNozzo leans in to Kate, whispering conspiratorially, "They were in that Teavana you like."

"Okay, there goes one errand for the weekend," Kate mutters.

 

Comments

[duonoaikouka.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome! I remember laughing like a crazy woman while reading. When gathering crossover rec possibilities, this little jewel jumped to the top of the pile quickly. :D

But wait, there's more!

[ello76.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the sequel "Strictly on a Need to Know Basis" at http://archiveofourown.org/works/44935. Complete with the classic
line: "You appalling idiots!" McKay had been yelling. "Have you no idea the horrifying danger you put yourselves in? And you didn't even record the experimental data!"

Re: But wait, there's more!

[duonoaikouka.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! Oh that line is so classic McKay! I didn't know this had a sequel... Man, I wonder how I missed that! Thanks for pointing this out to me. It's on my to-read list now. :D

[rude02.livejournal.com]

I loved this fic and re-read it... and then reading the comments: A sequel!?
OMG!

[duonoaikouka.livejournal.com]

It's a fic to be loved. :) And sequels are always good! :D

[wanted-a-pony.livejournal.com]

Eee-hee-hee-hee! You give the best recs.... <3 <3

[duonoaikouka.livejournal.com]

*blush* well garsh..... Thank you. I'm glad people are getting a kick out of what I enjoyed. Pimping is how I give back to fandom. :D