Batman and Ronon by haitchem (PG)
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stargateficrecShow: SGA
Rec Category: Sheppard/McKay
Characters:: Rodney McKay, John Sheppard
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Het/Slash/Gen: Slash
Warnings: None
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
haitchem
Author's Website:
Link: Batman and Ronon
Why This Must Be Read:
This amusing Batman fusion is told from POV of the new sidekick at the Manor, Ronon. It takes time, but he finally learns why Mr. Sheppard puts up with that annoying McKay guy, even when he shouts things like, "Go Issues Boy! To the Emo-mobile!".
Excerpt:
During the months that followed Ronon fell into the rhythm of his new life. He trained with Mr. Sheppard for hours every day. His benefactor taught him strategy as well as tactics and Ronon learned to rein in his more homicidal impulses until the proper vengeance could be exacted with full planning and precision. Mr. Sheppard was the master and Ronon learned a lot. He also managed to teach Mr. Sheppard some knife skills. Ronon felt Mr. Sheppard was too reliant on projectiles, but the car was awesome. Ronon had had some very sticky dreams involving memories of them driving in that car. He had been pretty worried until he'd realised he wasn't fixating on his boss in the latex suit, but instead the beautiful piece of machinery he drove. And occasionally flew.
McKay had been horrified at the injuries from a few missed defensive moves during the knife fighting lessons. They were nothing worse than scratches but McKay went on like Mr. Sheppard was *this* close to needing prosthetic limb replacement. He even tried to forbid Mr. Sheppard from responding to a Bat Signal because he was "...Practically on death's door! You could have tetanus! Septicaemia! Fine! don't come crying to me when our entire system shuts down!"
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Rec Category: Sheppard/McKay
Characters:: Rodney McKay, John Sheppard
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Het/Slash/Gen: Slash
Warnings: None
Author on LJ:
haitchemAuthor's Website:
Link: Batman and Ronon
Why This Must Be Read:
This amusing Batman fusion is told from POV of the new sidekick at the Manor, Ronon. It takes time, but he finally learns why Mr. Sheppard puts up with that annoying McKay guy, even when he shouts things like, "Go Issues Boy! To the Emo-mobile!".
Excerpt:
During the months that followed Ronon fell into the rhythm of his new life. He trained with Mr. Sheppard for hours every day. His benefactor taught him strategy as well as tactics and Ronon learned to rein in his more homicidal impulses until the proper vengeance could be exacted with full planning and precision. Mr. Sheppard was the master and Ronon learned a lot. He also managed to teach Mr. Sheppard some knife skills. Ronon felt Mr. Sheppard was too reliant on projectiles, but the car was awesome. Ronon had had some very sticky dreams involving memories of them driving in that car. He had been pretty worried until he'd realised he wasn't fixating on his boss in the latex suit, but instead the beautiful piece of machinery he drove. And occasionally flew.
McKay had been horrified at the injuries from a few missed defensive moves during the knife fighting lessons. They were nothing worse than scratches but McKay went on like Mr. Sheppard was *this* close to needing prosthetic limb replacement. He even tried to forbid Mr. Sheppard from responding to a Bat Signal because he was "...Practically on death's door! You could have tetanus! Septicaemia! Fine! don't come crying to me when our entire system shuts down!"
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