Boredom is the Root of All Evil (And Lorne is its Bitch) by kHo (R)

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Show: Stargate Atlantis

Rec Category: Evan Lorne
Characters: Evan Lorne, John Sheppard
Genre: Crack
Het/Slash/Gen: Gen
Warning: Language
Author on LJ: khohen1 
Author's Website: kHo's Fan Fiction Index
Link: Boredom is the Root of All Evil (and Lorne is its Bitch)

Why this must be read: So why does this fic have to be read? If you're feeling down, but in the mood for some Stargate fic, this is the one to read. Sheppard and Lorne are stuck in a prison cell and with nothing better to do they start playing all these games. Hilarity ensues... kHo has really managed to capture both Sheppard and Lorne's dry wits.

Snippet:

“True.” Lorne grinned at him and John grinned back. For a man that hadn’t bathed, eaten, or probably even seen anyone for three days, Lorne was looking remarkably well. “So boss. How exactly did you wind up in here with me, instead of say… oh, I don’t know. Blowing the shit out of this place and getting me out?”

John frowned. “What, you don’t think this is part of my plan?”

Lorne raised an eyebrow. “Not so much, no.”