What Friends Are (Not) For by notadate [PG]

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Rec Category: Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran
Pairing: Daniel/Vala
Category: Humour, team fic, friendship, established relationship
Warning: None
Author on LJ: notadate
Author's Website: The author on Dreamwidth
Link: What Friends Are (Not) For

Why This Must Be Read: Because even days later you'll recall lines from this fic and it will make you snigger at inappropriate times. Daniel and Vala are together and now the rest of the team has to figure out who to threaten, except none of them (aside from Mitchell) know exactly who they want to threaten. There is plenty of snark and SG-1 is just as screwed up as we all know them to be.


"Mitchel objected," Jack said. "He wanted to make that clear."

"She's the girl," Michell said, sounding for all the world like an whiny teenager. "You never threaten the girl, always the guy. Always."

"You learn that in sexist training camp?" Sam asked.

"Sam, some things are just sacred. Threatening to beat the crap out of the guy who's dating your sister is one of them. You can call me whatever you want."

"Okay," Sam said smiling. "I will."