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stargateficrecRec Category: Sheppard/McKay
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay, (implied Teyla/Ronon)
Category: Humor, First Time
Warning: Slash
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
perfica
Author's Website:
Link: Tread Lightly And Carry A Big Stick
Why This Must Be Read:
There are so many marvelous lines in this funny little take on Straight!John vs. a very determined to seduce Rodney. Of course, Rodney bulls past all of John's objections, ignoring whomever else might be hanging around to hear (and comment). Just plain fun!
Excerpt:
"So Heightmeyer thinks it's totally plausible that I've been repressing my homosexual tendencies up until now. She said there's been many cases of men embracing their inner gay when they're older."
John concentrated on the open window. He wished really, really hard that a seagull-like bird would fly into the room and peck at his ears so he wouldn't have to listen.
"Then she downloaded some books onto my hard drive," Rodney said, turning the computer screen and pushing it towards John's face. "It's got diagrams and everything. Check out that position - you think we could do it if we fast for twelve hours?"
John fantasized that the faux-seagull had moved its pecking from his ears to his eyes.
Elizbeth cleared her throat. "Gentlemen? I'd like to start the meeting."
"I really wish I hadn't heard that," Lorne said.
John grimaced. "You and me both."
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Pairing: Sheppard/McKay, (implied Teyla/Ronon)
Category: Humor, First Time
Warning: Slash
Author on LJ:
perficaAuthor's Website:
Link: Tread Lightly And Carry A Big Stick
Why This Must Be Read:
There are so many marvelous lines in this funny little take on Straight!John vs. a very determined to seduce Rodney. Of course, Rodney bulls past all of John's objections, ignoring whomever else might be hanging around to hear (and comment). Just plain fun!
Excerpt:
"So Heightmeyer thinks it's totally plausible that I've been repressing my homosexual tendencies up until now. She said there's been many cases of men embracing their inner gay when they're older."
John concentrated on the open window. He wished really, really hard that a seagull-like bird would fly into the room and peck at his ears so he wouldn't have to listen.
"Then she downloaded some books onto my hard drive," Rodney said, turning the computer screen and pushing it towards John's face. "It's got diagrams and everything. Check out that position - you think we could do it if we fast for twelve hours?"
John fantasized that the faux-seagull had moved its pecking from his ears to his eyes.
Elizbeth cleared her throat. "Gentlemen? I'd like to start the meeting."
"I really wish I hadn't heard that," Lorne said.
John grimaced. "You and me both."
...
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Date: 2009-07-04 06:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-04 11:22 am (UTC)ETA: spelling, she can be a challenge this early in the morning