Trauma Confusion by Aurora Novarum (PG)
Jun. 30th, 2009 01:38 pmRec Category: Humor
Pairing: none
Category: Humor, Character: Janet Fraiser, Character: Daniel Jackson, Character: Samantha Carter, Gen
Warning: none
Author on LJ:
aurora_novarum
Author's Website: List of My Stories
Link: Trauma Confusion
Why This Must Be Read:
Aurora takes logical conclusions to "What Ifs" in the Stargate 'Verse and turns them into hilarious outtakes. In "Trauma Confessions" she examines what would happen if a member or two of SG-1 were brought into a "regular" hospital and questions arise. Its cute, funny, and totally on-track to what might happen. We all know SG-1 isn't crazy, that doesn't mean the rest of the world would, though.
Excerpt:
"Mr. Jackson. We need to give you some tests."
"No, I need to get to the Mountain. They're coming."
"Sir, you are in the hospital. There was an accident."
"No, no accident. Attack. Need to get to the Mountain. Sam?" He started looking around wildly, fighting to get to his friend.
"She's being worked on. Mr. Jackson, you have to remain calm." Jacobs ordered restraints. "Patient is disoriented. Possibly from trauma or a reaction to unknown narcotics."
Pairing: none
Category: Humor, Character: Janet Fraiser, Character: Daniel Jackson, Character: Samantha Carter, Gen
Warning: none
Author on LJ:
Author's Website: List of My Stories
Link: Trauma Confusion
Why This Must Be Read:
Aurora takes logical conclusions to "What Ifs" in the Stargate 'Verse and turns them into hilarious outtakes. In "Trauma Confessions" she examines what would happen if a member or two of SG-1 were brought into a "regular" hospital and questions arise. Its cute, funny, and totally on-track to what might happen. We all know SG-1 isn't crazy, that doesn't mean the rest of the world would, though.
Excerpt:
"Mr. Jackson. We need to give you some tests."
"No, I need to get to the Mountain. They're coming."
"Sir, you are in the hospital. There was an accident."
"No, no accident. Attack. Need to get to the Mountain. Sam?" He started looking around wildly, fighting to get to his friend.
"She's being worked on. Mr. Jackson, you have to remain calm." Jacobs ordered restraints. "Patient is disoriented. Possibly from trauma or a reaction to unknown narcotics."