SG-1 and the Fuzzy Dinosaurs, by Lokei (G)

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Rec Category: Team
Pairing: none
Categories: team, gen, humor, fluff
Warnings: very slight spoilers for The Curse
Author on LJ: lokei
Author's Website: lokeis_pen
Link: SG-1 and the Fuzzy Dinosaurs

Why This Must Be Read: Lokei offers this hilarious little ficlet of gleeful team in the Museum of Natural History in New York. Oh, how they know each other!

This will take you perhaps two minutes to read, and will have you grinning all day. Sounds like a good investment, doesn't it? :)


"I can accept little gray men, and parasitic snakes, and wormholes and time travel and singing plants, but fuzzy dinosaurs are just too much. I can't take my world being turned upside down like this. Dinosaurs are green and brown and scaly and have sharp teeth. They do not have fuzzy blue and orange spots!"

Daniel just smiled a little wider and patted Jack on the shoulder. "I know. The good news is, they sell ice cream in the basement cafeteria. I scoped it out for you yesterday."

Jack eyed Daniel sternly. "I will not be mollified by ice cream, Daniel."

"On the contrary, O'Neill, I believe the application of frozen dairy products has been an effective tactic on previous occasions."