Wedding Day by D (R)

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Rec Category: John/Rodney
Pairing: John/Rodney, Ronon/Elizabeth
Category: Slash, Humor, Crack!fic, Crossover
Warning: none
Author on LJ: 01100100
Author's Website: http://01100100.fanfib.org/fica.html
Link: http://01100100.fanfib.org/fanfiction/sga/wedding.html

Why This Must Be Read: This story starts out cracky with John and Rodney trying to escape their own wedding, the one Elizabeth is determined they'll go through with. From there it only gets crazier with appearances from SG-1 (including Cameron and his amazing enthusiasm), the Wraith, the Goa'uld, and more. It's eight thousand words of silliness, but both the Atlantis and SGC personnel ring true under the way they've been exaggerated for caricature.

Excerpt:
Rodney grabbed John's hand and smiled. "Want to elope?"

John raised his eyebrows at Rodney. "Elope?"

Rodney nodded. "Sure. I'm thinking dirty motel sex."

John pointed at Rodney. "That's what I like about you. Always thinking."

Rodney pointed back. "That's what I like about you. Always open to suggestions."

They grinned, pressing a quick dirty kiss to each other's mouths and headed to the window. They jumped out, onto the roof and then a quick jump to the grass. There was some discreet stealthy avoiding of people and then Rodney's car came into view. John got in behind the wheel, Rodney grinning in the passenger seat.

A shot gun appeared between the seats, followed by Ronon's grinning face.

"Oh, come on!" Rodney said. "You've got to be kidding me. Neither of us wants to get married!"

"He's right. We'd like to live in sin, if it's okay with you," John said calmly.

"Dr. Weir says she wants to see a gay wedding," Ronon said with a shrug.

"What do you care what Elizabeth wants to see?" Rodney snapped.

Ronon grinned wider.

John stared. "You are kidding me."

Ronon shook his head and grinned away.

John sighed. "I always figured I'd have some kind of shotgun wedding."