A Day in the Life of Jack's Dog Tags by luvnjack (Teen)

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Rec Category: Jack O'Neill/Samantha Carter
Pairing: Jack O'Neill/Samantha Carter
Category: humor, het, fluff, Jack/Sam
Warning: het
Author on LJ: Unknown
Author's Website: Author on FFN
Link: A Day in the Life of Jack's Dog Tags

Why This Must Be Read:

Because if Jack O'Neill's dog tags could talk, this is exactly what they'd sound like.

What, that didn't sell it for you?

Okay, fine. This fic is hilariously funny but still manages to be a very, very sweet third-party point-of-view on a Jack and Sam relationship (with a tiny touch of bittersweet, because that's just the way they are). So yes. It's all of that, it's just that the third party in question happens to be Jack's dog tags.

This rec totally sounds cracked, so please just go read the story already. Really. Just go.


0700 That's right, soldier! Get your six in the shower! Stop thinking about Sam's hands and eyes and dog tags! Boy, she has really amazing dog tags. No! We're not thinking about them! We're thinking...wait...is it Saturday? It is! No wonder you didn't want to get up; sorry about that, buddy! Well, in that case, we're thinking barbecue! Steaks and beer! Wait...no, you're right. We should make Sam some breakfast for making us so happy today. Eggs and beer!