"Census 2000" by Dorothy Marley (PG)

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Rec Category: Threesome
Pairing: Daniel/Jack/Teal'c
Categories: Daniel Jackson, Daniel/Jack/Teal'c, humor, Jack O'Neill, slash, Teal'c
Warnings: None (yes, seriously...)
Author on LJ: dmarley
Author's Website: Dorothy Marley's Fan Fiction
Link: Via Skyehawke Archives: Part I, Part II: Follow-Up
or via Area 52

Why This Must Be Read: Imagine a Jack, Daniel and Teal'c cohabiting happily together and a really bored and irreverent Jack O'Neill having to fill out census forms for Daniel, Teal'c and himself without supervision.


Snippet from part I:

"What is this person's marital status?"

Hm. There didn't seem to be a category for "Living in polyamorous sexual bliss." Jack scanned his choices again, pursing his mouth in annoyance when he realized that the only one that technically fit him was "Divorced." True, but far, far from the whole story.

"Fuck it," he muttered at last, and put a defiant "X" in the box beside "Married." Men could get married on Abydos, according to Daniel, and who the hell knew what they called it on Chulak, so why not? Feeling enormously better, Jack read on.

Snippet from part II:

For a long moment, Daniel couldn't even speak, a dreadful, chilling suspicion creeping up his spine. Finally, he recovered enough to ask, "Um, Mr. Marsh, I don't suppose you could refresh my memory a little. What did I list as my occupation?"

"Ah, yes, that's another of my queries. Under 'Kind of work,' you wrote 'Exploring the galaxy.'"

Daniel closed his eyes. Jack, he thought, I'm going to hurt you.