"Performance Reviews" by Redbyrd (PG)
Oct. 18th, 2006 10:47 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
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Rec Category: Humour
Pairing: None
Category: Humour, Daniel Jackson, Jack and Daniel Friendship
Warning: None
Author on LJ:
redbyrd_sgfic
Author's Website: Redbyrd's Stargate Fanfiction
Link: Performance Reviews and the sequel Training Exercises
Why This Must Be Read:
I haven't seen these two recc'd yet but I find anything done by Redbyrd needs to be read. "Performance Reviews" is about Daniel and SG3 going before General O'Neill who reviews the performance of them during the episode Prometheus Unbound. And Daniel explains why he doesn't date crazy people.
He thought about Jackson's list of women to avoid. "So what do you do if you want a date?"
Jackson's eyebrows rose. "In the abstract, you first ascertain that the woman in question is human, not a Goa'uld, not possessed, not a murderer, criminal, insane, NID agent, reporter or agent of a foreign power trying to collect intelligence," he said. "Then you're good to go. If you're asking how *I* get a date, I don't. I go save the world or find something interesting to translate until the urge passes. It's a lot less complicated."
"Training Exercises" is Daniel's and SG3's punishment. And a life long lesson of Never Underestimate the Archeologist
Pairing: None
Category: Humour, Daniel Jackson, Jack and Daniel Friendship
Warning: None
Author on LJ:
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Author's Website: Redbyrd's Stargate Fanfiction
Link: Performance Reviews and the sequel Training Exercises
Why This Must Be Read:
I haven't seen these two recc'd yet but I find anything done by Redbyrd needs to be read. "Performance Reviews" is about Daniel and SG3 going before General O'Neill who reviews the performance of them during the episode Prometheus Unbound. And Daniel explains why he doesn't date crazy people.
He thought about Jackson's list of women to avoid. "So what do you do if you want a date?"
Jackson's eyebrows rose. "In the abstract, you first ascertain that the woman in question is human, not a Goa'uld, not possessed, not a murderer, criminal, insane, NID agent, reporter or agent of a foreign power trying to collect intelligence," he said. "Then you're good to go. If you're asking how *I* get a date, I don't. I go save the world or find something interesting to translate until the urge passes. It's a lot less complicated."
"Training Exercises" is Daniel's and SG3's punishment. And a life long lesson of Never Underestimate the Archeologist