Mary, Mary, Marty and Me by Anais (R)

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Mary, Mary, Marty and Me by Anais (R)
Rec Category: Pairings
Pairing: Daniel/Paul
Category: Paul/Daniel -
Warning: Do not drink or eat anything while reading this fic, else you will be cleaning off your monitor.
Author on LJ: MinkBoyLove
Author Website: Author's Website
Story is located: here.


Why this should be read: This is perhaps the funniest SG story I've read in years. Merisu (say it slow) invades the SGC and is intent on marrying Teal'c. Only Cassie, Paul and Daniel Jackson are immune to her charms.

If you enjoy truly hysterically funny, wildly out of characters romps with Paul/Daniel saving the SGC, this story is for you. And yes, the sex is hot.

Burt Bacharach. Burt Bacharach. True love had no taste. God, why couldn't it have been something sexy-sophisticated like the Largo from Vivaldi's L'Inverno - that was sufficiently tender and the pizzicato would provide a perfect soundtrack to the sensuous games of tease he wanted to play with Daniel's gorgeous body, or something cool-as-f*ck moody with a dirty grinding bass like Depeche Mode's I Feel You? He'd even settle for something as Harry Met Sally as an old jazz-blues number like Frank Sinatra crooning My Funny Valentine. Why 'Close To You'? Why, why? Why did birds suddenly appear, every time he was near?"