Woot Canow (by Siria) (G)
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stargateficrecShow: SGA
Rec Category: Alternate Universe
Characters: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard, Teyla Emmagan, Radek Zelenka
Categories: M/M
Warnings: Nil
Author on DW:siria
Author's Website: Siria on AO3
Link: Woot Canow on AO3
Why This Must Be Read: Hopefully we're all relieved enough about recent events that we can cope with US political AUs again! In this short, amusing West Wing fusion, Rodney (Deputy Chief of Staff) has to fill in for Teyla (the Press Secretary) who's unable to do a crucial press conference due to... well, see the snippet below. As you'd expect, things don't go well!
"I had woot canaw."
"What?"
"I had woot canaw."
"I have no idea what you're talking about. Here." He thrusts a legal pad and pen at her and then peers at Teyla's looped scrawl until it resolves into words. "You had root canal? You can't have a root canal, you have the briefing this afternoon!" He peers at her. "Are you in pain?"
"I had dentaw suwgewy, Wodney." Teyla pokes at her jaw with a pained expression. "I am in some pain, yes, and I am awauh of the bwiefing."
"You can't say that any more," Rodney tells her. "You sound ridiculous, and the White House press secretary can't sound ridiculous. I think it's in your contract."
Rec Category: Alternate Universe
Characters: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard, Teyla Emmagan, Radek Zelenka
Categories: M/M
Warnings: Nil
Author on DW:
siria Author's Website: Siria on AO3
Link: Woot Canow on AO3
Why This Must Be Read: Hopefully we're all relieved enough about recent events that we can cope with US political AUs again! In this short, amusing West Wing fusion, Rodney (Deputy Chief of Staff) has to fill in for Teyla (the Press Secretary) who's unable to do a crucial press conference due to... well, see the snippet below. As you'd expect, things don't go well!
"I had woot canaw."
"What?"
"I had woot canaw."
"I have no idea what you're talking about. Here." He thrusts a legal pad and pen at her and then peers at Teyla's looped scrawl until it resolves into words. "You had root canal? You can't have a root canal, you have the briefing this afternoon!" He peers at her. "Are you in pain?"
"I had dentaw suwgewy, Wodney." Teyla pokes at her jaw with a pained expression. "I am in some pain, yes, and I am awauh of the bwiefing."
"You can't say that any more," Rodney tells her. "You sound ridiculous, and the White House press secretary can't sound ridiculous. I think it's in your contract."
