Animal, Vegetable, Mineral aka Not A Transporter by kuonji [PG]

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Show: Stargate SG-1
Rec Category: Jack/Daniel
Characters: Jack O’Neill, Daniel Jackson , Sam Carter, Teal’c, George Hammond, Janet Fraiser
Pairings: Jack/Daniel
Categories: Slash, first time, transformation
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: kuonji14
Author's Website: kuonji
Link: Animal, Vegetable Mineral, aka Not A Transporter

Why This Must Be Read: One of the real and present dangers of traveling out there in the vastness of space is that of being transformed into a rock... We’ve all seen the OH & S poster. Well our bravado oozing Colonel does just this whilst his team scramble for a cure or whatever you’d label the treatment for man to rock syndrome. Watch out for the amount of rock related word play, it’s punny…


"Carter," he said. "What did the igneous rock say to the metamorphic rock?"

Gradually, the panicky look faded away. Carter shook her head and smiled. "I should get some work done, Colonel."

He was only too glad to take the hint and get out of there.

Especially since he didn't know the punch line.