Those Who Can't Teach by wneleh (G)

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Show: SGA
Rec Category: Radek Zelenka
Characters: Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Pairing: none
Het/Slash/Gen: Gen
Warning: Tag/spoilers for 'Identity', S5
Author on LJ: wneleh
Author's Website on FFnet: here
Link: On LJ
Why this must be read:

A lovely pure dialogue piece between my absolute favourite (and I suspect I'm not alone) geek double act, Radek and Rodney :) The voices are spot on, the snark is hysterical, and the joyous idea of them comparing notes of when they were teaching... it never fails to make me laugh.

"When you win your Nobel, I will tell people of the time you tinkered with a project I was in the middle of, and cut power to a third of the city, and I had to sneak out of the infirmary and walk several miles uphill because the transporters were out to see what you had done. And they will buy me drinks."

"It wasn't an important third."

"Yes, true."

"And it wasn't uphill."

"They will not know this."

"And you were fine until you tried to reach for the phase relay and tore all your stitches."

"I will leave that part out. Unless you think it will get me more drinks…"