"Stargate Action Figure Theater: Sam, Daniel, and planet of the 80's" by abyssinia4077 (PG-13)

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Rec Category: Humor
Pairings: None
Warning: IMAGE HEAVY (not dialup friendly)
Categories: Action/Adventure, Crossover, Humor, Sam and Daniel Friendship, SG-1
Author on LJ: abyssinia4077
Author's Website: Fanfiction Masterlist

Link: "Stargate Action Figure Theater: Sam, Daniel, and planet of the 80's"

Why this must be read:

"You're the prettiest glitter pony ever," Sam told her new best friend, putting careful braids into her shimmery hair.

"Don't listen to her," Daniel whispered to his, giving it the tightest hug he could. "You'll always be prettiest."

What, you haven't clicked the link already with such a brilliant extract to tempt you? This is crack!fic at its finest!

Featuring plastic!Sam (with bonus err... GDO) and plastic!Daniel (with important clipboard mysterious tablet!) and a whole host of toys from the best decade evar!

Be sure not to be drinking hot beverages while reading this*.

*Reccer not responsible for ruined keyboards/3rd degree burns/laughter induced accidents