Time Management for the Successful Kelownan by Nanda (For Mature Audiences)

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Rec Category: Humor
Pairing: Jonas/Female Jonas/Jack Jonas/Sam Jack/Jonas/Sam
Category: Humor
Warnings: Het. Slash. Bad language, not so much with the porn.
Author on LJ: nandamai
Author Website: Nanda's Lament

Jonas as the Base Himbo.


"Uh, like I said, guys, it's been great and everything, but you're
wearing me out."



Link: Time Management for the Successful Kelownan

The Worst Sex Ever by danVers [for mature audiences]

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Rec Category:Humor
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Category: Humor. Atlantis. Slash.
Warnings: Slash.
Author on LJ: danvers
Author Website: unTitled

Sheppard & McKay trying to get away from aliens who have ... different ... dietary requirements :-).


John scowled at Rodney, pointing his rock at the agitated scientist. "Hey, life is not an episode of MacGyver where you can build an escape plan out of two Tic Tacs and a condom."

Rodney looked around the cave in search of sanity. "What? Tic Tacs and a condom? That's not MacGyver. What the hell were you watching?"

"Wait. That might have been the porn version, MacNailer."

Link: The Worst Sex Ever"

Caper by Anna Lyssie Cotton (PG-13)

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Rec Category: Jack O'Neill
Pairing: Sam/Jack, minor pairings: Sam/Daniel, Daniel/Janet, Sheppard/Wier
Category: AU, Humor
Warning: er...no spoilers really...
Author on LJ: Lyssie
Author's Website: http://lysanity.topcities.com/index.htm
Link:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2366334/1/

Why This Must Be Read:
Okay...don't normally read AU but this one caught my eye. Think 1940's detective pulp fiction. Think Nero Wolfe. Think Casablanca...

It's different. It's quirky. It's funny. It's...well it had to be rec'ced if only for the author's fast-paced 40's detective slang writing style. It could use some more development plot-wise and has a few typos, but again...just too different to not be rec'ced.

A small sample....
Her gaze was steady on me as I leaned against the desk and crossed my arms. "Anything, Mr. O'Neill. I'll do anything."

Good. My eyes dropped to her lips and I smirked. "Kiss me."

For a moment, I didn't think she would. Her eyes went wide and she stared at me like I was bonkers. Then she nodded, her shoulders firmed, and her mouth drew up slightly. "I did say anything, didn't I."

It was a light brush of her lips on mine. Too light. My hands caught her and dragged her back before she could do more than squeak in protest.

When I let her go we were both breathin' heavily, and my smirk was back.

"Will you take the case?"

"After a kiss like that? Hell yeah."

"Good." I'm an idiot. I didn't see her fist until I was on the floor seein' stars.

Read Caper here...