Investigation into the effects of zat'ni'ktel fire..., by Penknife

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Show: Stargate SG-1

Rec Category: Humor
Characters: team
Het/Slash/Gen: Gen
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: penknife
Author's Website: My fic at the Archive of Our Own
Link: Investigation into the effects of zat'ni'ktel fire on the common Peep, by Samantha Carter

Why This Must Be Read: Completely straight-faced account of the most hilarious experiment to ever take place in Sam's lab: a joint team effort to discover what happens to Peeps when they're zatted. Complete with Hammond's last zinger of a line and the mysterious disappearance of the control group, you'll be crying with laughter!


The subjects for the experiment, a box of Peeps marshmallow candies, were provided by Dr. Daniel Jackson, and Teal'c was responsible for firing the zat'ni'ktel. Colonel O'Neill assisted in the disposal of experimental subjects after testing was complete.