Don't Call Me Daphne by Seleneheart (NC-17)

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Show: SGA
Rec Category: Evan Lorne/David Parrish
Characters: Evan Lorne, David Parrish, Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, Jennifer Keller
Paring: Lorne/Parrish
Het/Gen/Slash: Slash
Warnings: None
Author on LJ: <lj user="seleneheart">
Author's Website: http://seleneheart.110mb.com/storyindex.html
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/23421
Why This Must Be Read: This should probably be called crack. It certainly starts that way then the ending smaks you in the face. Parrish contracts a retrovirus and Lorne can do nothing to stop it. Tree!Parrish could be a fandom trope, and I love it.

 

When he walked out of the bathroom though, Parrish was sitting up, staring at his crotch with a worried frown.

"It's not going down," he said.

"What?"

"My dick. It's not getting soft."

Lorne raised an eyebrow. "Did you take some of Woolsey's Viagra?"

Parrish shot him annoyed look. "Don't make jokes."

He couldn't stop the snicker. "So? Your morning wood is still . . . woody. Most guys would kill for that problem."

"I can't believe you went for the plant joke."