Counting to Ten by Taylyn10 (PG)

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Rec Category: Humor
Pairing: none
Category: humor, hurt/comfort
Warning: none
Author on LJ: taylyn10
Author's Website: Taylyn10's Profile at The Alpha Gate
Link: Counting To Ten

Why This Must Be Read:
As often as Daniel's many deaths is a running joke, Daniel once again facing death counts the most horrible ways to die. You can't help but feel for Daniel in this cute little fic and thank your lucky stars you don't meet his fate!

Excerpt:
Somewhere, Daniel thought, there must be a list of the top ten stupidest ways to die. Somewhere. There's a list for almost everything: the top ten places to go on vacation, the top ten best places to live, the top ten restaurants, the top ten best-selling books. He gave a little laugh, then winced as pain shot through his ribs. Damn!

Well, that would have to go on the list. He could hear the voice in his head. Jack would do the eulogy again, like when he'd died on Nem's planet. Maybe Jack would get up, and with brutal honesty he'd say, "Daniel Jackson, linguist, archaeologist, scholar, and holder of multiple PhD's idiotically laughed himself to death. Really, folks, he died laughing." Badum-ching. That's number one of ten. Maybe the drums and cymbals were a little much, though. He gave a snort. Ouch! That hurt. Damn! Jack's sense of humor was rubbing off on him.