Five Conversations Daniel Never Had by Teand (PG-13)

[rydra_wong]

Rec Category: Vala Mal Doran
Pairing: Vala/Daniel UST as in canon
Category: humour
Warnings: references to het, slash, masturbation, eunuchs ...
Author on LJ: teand
Author's Website: Teand's Fic
Link: Five Conversations Daniel Never Had

Why This Must Be Read:

I defy anyone to read this without laughing. Vala wreaks cheerful havoc, the SGC rumor mill takes over, and Daniel has an escalating series of conversations he'd really, really rather not be having.

Comments

[ixchup.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for recc'ing this. I laughed until I was spitting because it is very plausible. Oh Cameron Mitchell in the elevator just completely made me loose it. But Jack asking if Daniel was a gay eunich clinched it.

Thanks!

[rydra_wong]

Glad you enjoyed it! *g* Yup, it's the way it just keeps escalating, until that final killer line ...

[pellucid.livejournal.com]

I've adored all your Vala recs so far (though I've read several of them before--and applaud your decision in reccing them), but this one is particularly brilliant! I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard at a fic!

[rydra_wong]

Yay! And I hope I manage to find a few you haven't already read *g*.

(Btw, have you seen the tealc_ficathon? I'm determined to pimp it to everyone, as there really should be more Teal'c love.)

[alphekka-alpha.livejournal.com]

Author's website is known. 8-) She's one of the brilliant FDAS authors and her page is here:

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/feistydanny/teand.htm

Go read. But prepare to put your life on hold for quite a while. My favourite - among many - is 'A Thousand Words for Oops.' Also love her fics with Maybourne in them. ;-)
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[rydra_wong]

Author's website is known.

Ah, thank you! Have edited accordingly!

[l-jade.livejournal.com]

I think you're my favorite rec-cer. Thank you for the giggles :D

[rydra_wong]

Wow, thank you!

[ronja5.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Thank you so much for this rec!! *giggles* I really needed the laugh! :D

[rydra_wong]

Yay! Glad you liked it!