stargateficrec | SG-15 series by Danvers (R)

Rec Category: Alternate Universe
Pairing: John/Rodney
Category: Slash, Humor
Warning: Slash
Author on LJ:

sdraevn
Author's Website: http://svendra.com
Link: http://svendra.com/fanfiction/five/au1/blank.html

Why This Must Be Read: What if John and Rodney had both been recruited for the SGC? And were placed on SG-15 with Col. Dave Dixon and Martouf/Lantash? Here are seven snort-milk-through-your-nose funny adventures of the most improbably successful and dysfunctionally functional team in the SGC. It helps if you've seen Adam Baldwin as Col. Dixon in the SG-1 ep Heroes. Frighteningly, this characterization isn't too far off!

Excerpt:
Dave nodded and took another long drag of his cigar. "You know the problem with SG-1? They go out there, piss off the locals and then people like us have to put our asses on the line to get them out."

John frowned. "To be fair, Sir, they do keep saving the world."

Dave stared at John. "Hey, I saved the world three times! Did ya ever hear about it? No, Sir. I didn't even get a fruit basket."

"Isn't that the reason they let you have your own team?" Rodney asked.

Dave seemed to think about it and then looked at his team with a grin. "I guess I did get that fruit basket after all."

He put the cigar back in his mouth and began to laugh as the other three men rolled their eyes.

"I'm sorry, Colonel, do you think it's such a great idea to be sitting here sending smoke signals to spear happy locals?" Rodney asked snidely as Dave blew a succession of smoke rings.

Dave rolled his eyes at the question and threw the cigar over his shoulder, into the bush behind. "Okay, it's time we came up with a plan."

"Really? Sure you don't want to have some wine and cheese first?" Rodney asked.

"Quit your whining, woman, I'm trying to think here," Dave said, scratching his stubble.

SG-15 series by Danvers (R)

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