The Pope John Series by esteefee (G to NC17)

[squidgiepdx]

Show: Stargate Atlantis

Rec Category: Slash
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan, Ronon Dex, Jack O'Neill, Sam Carter, Evan Lorne (varies per fic)
Pairings: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard, Team OT4, Ronon Dex/Evan Lorne (varies per fic)
Categories: Slash with some het (OT4)
Warnings: Crack fic, Blasphemy
Author on LJ: esteefee
Author's Website: esteefee on LJ
Link: The Pope John Series

Why This Must Be Read: Way back when LJ was having nearly daily issues, esteefee started writing some of the absolute best crack!fic I've ever read, where she turned John Sheppard into The Pope. Yes, that Pope. Sure, it's a bit blasphemous, but it's also hilarious and inspiring. When it comes to humor and crack, this is up at the top of the charts. There are 10 fics total, ranging from all-ages to explicit - and they're all worth the read!


If I were the Pope (and this is quite impossible, for not only am I a woman, thanks to the Great Schism of 1054, I'm Greek Orthodox by birth, plus, you know, I'm an atheist) I would raise my holy sanctified mahoozits, wiggle my mitre and decree—hang on a second.

If JOHN SHEPPARD were the Pope. Oh, that's much, much better. Because first of all, he would allow condoms! Condoms for everybody! But also, BUTTSEX for everyone who wants it! While he's on the subject, don't forget cunnilingus and fellatio and frottage, all of which John is very fond of: he's a open-minded pope, one could say even loose-hipped and carefree under all those heavy vestments.

Comments

[esteefee]

aww, thanks, bubbe. But the best part of the Pope John series (to me) was when my zany friend joined in to have Monk Rodney give Pope John a blow job in the blessed pool at Our Lady of Solitude Church. That was the beginning of something special. :))

Pope John: the gift that keeps on blaspheming.

[squidgiepdx]

::snerk:: Such awesome, awesome times!!!