mific: (Rodney impish)
mific ([personal profile] mific) wrote in [community profile] stargateficrec2025-03-28 12:23 am

A Letterkenny Family Reunion (by Brumeier) (T)

Show: SGA, Letterkenny
Rec Category: crossovers
Characters: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard, Wayne, Squirrely Dan, Darryl, Katy
Categories: M/M, but mostly Gen
Words: 2554
Warnings: no AO3 warnings apply
Author on DW: [personal profile] brumeier
Author's Website: Brumeier on AO3
Link: A Letterkenny Family Reunion on AO3

Why This Must Be Read: John and Rodney visit Rodney's cousin Wayne in Letterkenny to sort out some business about inherited land. John follows along, somewhat bemused, as the Canadians initially bristle, then work out their differences. Excellent characterisation in both fandoms, and very funny.


“I want to build a house,” Rodney said. “I need you to sign over your half. I brought all the paperwork.”

“Hold up there, big shoots.” Darry leaned forward in his lawn chair. “You and Wayne own property and you just want him to sign it over? Where’s the compensation?”

“Gotta has the compensations,” Dan echoed.

“He owes me,” Rodney said, crossing his arms defensively. “He knows why.”

John fought the urge to butt in and ask questions, since he was just along for moral support. This was between Rodney and his family, and it wasn’t like Rodney couldn’t hold his own. He sipped at the beer. The Puppers wasn’t too bad, actually.

“This about the time we dumped you on the Rez?” Wayne asked. That man must’ve been an excellent poker player, because his expression almost never changed. He’d looked vaguely annoyed the whole time John and Rodney had been there, if his stiff posture was anything to go by.

Darry, on the other hand, brightened right up and slapped his knee. “I remember that! Wayne and me both got whuppins on account of our folks having to go and rescue you. Never seen no-one raise such a ruckus.”

“Those kids were scary,” Rodney said, scowling. “They kept threatening to scalp me.”

“Well, now, that there’s a negative stereotypes,” Dan replied. “Indians don’t do that.”

Darry shook his head. “Check your history, bud. Scalping was a well-documented method of displaying human trophies. Of course, the white man partook of that grisly tradition plenty too.”

“Fucking white man,” Dan said darkly.