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wideeyedloner ([personal profile] wideeyedloner) wrote in [community profile] stargateficrec2025-03-04 01:30 am

SGA and Ex-Boyfriends by spring_1970

Show: SGA

Rec Category: Humor
Characters: Carson Beckett, Ronon Dex, Aiden Ford, Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, Steven Caldwell, Bates, Peter Grodin, Peter Kavanaugh, Radek Zelenka
Pairings: Reader/Beckett, Reader/Dex, Reader/Ford, Reader/McKay, Reader/Sheppard, Reader/Caldwell, Reader/Bates/ Reader/Grodin
Categories: Het
Warnings: Mentions of sex
Author's Journal: Livejournal link (No DW)
Author's Website: Livejournal link
Link: SGA and Ex-Boyfriends

Author's Summary: I know that someone has written the SG vs SGA explanation of SGA being your ex-boyfriend and the science geek in school saving the world and that is so true! So very true.

However, I've been thinking on this as well and I'm telling you, SGA is populated by all your ex-boyfriends. No, seriously. We've all dated them. We have. Maybe not all of them in the same lifetime but we have dated them.

And I'll explain how. 'Cause I know you are SO interested.

Why This Must Be Read:
I absolutely agree this is how the SGA guys would be as boyfriends, and I think you will, too. I started describing this story to my sibling and they cut me off to describe what role one of the characters would play in the reader's love life.



You loved dating Carson. He was likely a boyfriend early in your college life. He was sweet and charming and, oh wow, your Mom *loved* the fact that he was going to be a doctor.

Yeah, you tried to explain to her that he was going to be a research doctor but all your Mom would talk about was having a doctor in the family and you finally just gave up because, well, there's talking with your Mom and then just banging your head against a wall and even at 18/19, you've learned the diff.

He was sweet and gentle in bed, a very giving lover. You finally got what the big deal with sex was about with him, although you aren't sure if that's because you were finally having sex in a bed instead of the backseat of a Corvair like high school or that you were having sex during the daylight hours and your parents were states away but...well, it was good. You enjoyed it and it was, at turns, playful and gentle. Never too crazy. He understood when you had your period and he'd bring you hot tea and scones from Starbucks because he really was that nice. He always lent you his sweater and, you're embarrassed to admit it but you kept that one white cable-knit after the breakup because it was so comfy (even though you lied like a dog to him that you had no clue where it was; you couldn't wear it in public until he graduated a year later and left for med school).

Plus, the fact that he'd taken anatomy meant he really DID get what a clitoris was for.


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