How Not to Eat an Elephant, by Tielan (PG)

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Show: Stargate SG-1/Stargate Atlantis

Rec Category: Team
Characters: Teyla, Vala Mal Doran, team, original characters
Het/Slash/Gen: Gen
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: tielan
Author's Website: Tielan at AO3
Link: How Not to Eat an Elephant

Why This Must Be Read: Because Teyla and Vala are undeniably awesome, and rescue their imprisoned teammates with a rousing game of Good Cop, Bad Cop!

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