http://melodysparks.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] melodysparks.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] stargateficrec2015-04-20 08:08 pm

Dr. Honeydew, I Presume. by Amireal [NC-17]

Show: SGA

Rec Category: Carson Beckett/ Rodney McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Pairings: Carson Beckett/ Rodney McKay
Categories: Slash, First Time, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult Themes
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] amireal
Author's Website: If anyone asks, I was with you the whole time.

Author's Website: Amireal on Wraithbait
Link: Amireal on Wraithbait
Why This Must Be Read: The Summary says: In which no Bunsen burners were hurt in the making of this product.
What exactly is Rodney brewing in his lab. It's up to Carson to find out


"Ow! Damnit!"

Carson stopped in his tracks automatically. The voice, the clearly recognizable voice had come from the lab on his left.

Curiosity notwithstanding, if he had to listen to Rodney bitch about a paper cut for the next hour, he might cause some sort of bodily harm.

So he snooped quietly.

Rodney was bent over a lab bench, mixing chemicals together. There was a Bunsen burner sitting on simmer below a complicated series of tubes and tubing and pipets and beakers and flasks and all sorts of other pretty things that were more likely to be found in his lab than Rodney's.

He peered closer.

That WAS his favorite graduated cylinder.

Rat bastard.

"I cannot believe I'm doing this." Rodney muttered.

What *was* he doing? Carson leaned closer, there were several clear substances, one a little cloudy and, he sniffed the air, coconut?

From the new angle Carson could clearly make out Rodney sucking on his forefinger.

"I seriously hate these things." He said around the finger, slurring the words. Rodney adjusted the flame a bit more and eyed the solution in the beaker carefully. "Why am I doing this again?"

He added a small amount of something else and stirred slowly. "Dr. McKay," Rodney mimicked in a high pitched voice, "some of the others were wondering if you'd like to corrupt all of us at once, might save you some time."

Carson's eyes widened. What the devil did that man do now?