See John Run Or, Baby's First Shep-whump by rhymer23 (PG-13)

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Show: SGA
Rec Category: John Sheppard
Characters:: Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, Teyla Emmagan, Ronon Dex
Het/Slash/Gen: Gen
Warnings:
Author on LJ: rhymer23
Author's Website: Assorted Fanfic by Me
Link: See John Run Or, Baby's First Shep-whump

Why This Must Be Read:

I love stories with clever word play and puns and double-entendres, and this story is chock-full of whump-the-Sheppard (and giggle at the team) fun. The illustrations (and the descriptions of illustrations) are a bonus, and don't forget to read the ideas for extension activities at the end!


Excerpt:

Let's turn over the page and see what John's doing. Oh, look, he's just had a shower. Isn't his hair silly, all wet and sticky up? He's just wearing a towel. A very big towel. The grown-up word for a towel that big is "disappointing." Oh, this isn't a lift-the-flap book is it? Agh. No. In a minute, though, he's going to drop the towel and he's going to have nothing on at all. Yes, that's right, Charlotte. You're right to giggle. We'll be able to see his bottom.




Oh. The illustrator hasn't shown us that bit. I want to teach you a new word, children. Im-aj-in-ay-shun. That is what I am using now.

Oh! Where was I? Sorry, children, I was just…um… thinking of something else. Let's get back to the story.

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